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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>My name means truthful one…since birth I have been an honest girl, however the world is full of liars.  This is a collection of what fascinates me…what is familiar as well as what is foreign.  I rant, I reblog, I rummage and I roar.

“Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon.”

AGCrisci at Gmail dot com</description><title>What Crisci Likes</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @whatcriscilikes)</generator><link>http://whatcriscilikes.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Awww man I just got Van sick.
justsayjolie…BrianVan is...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku99ldJhBH1qz8x20o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Awww &lt;i&gt;man&lt;/i&gt; I just got Van sick.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://justsayjolie.tumblr.com/post/272359594/brianvan-is-freaking-out"&gt;justsayjolie&lt;/a&gt;…BrianVan is FREAKING out&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://whatcriscilikes.tumblr.com/post/272360821</link><guid>http://whatcriscilikes.tumblr.com/post/272360821</guid><pubDate>Sun, 06 Dec 2009 19:06:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I’ve located the important things. I’m ready for...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku99hcsrmw1qz9dkmo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I’ve located the important things. I’m ready for vacation.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://whatcriscilikes.tumblr.com/post/272356477</link><guid>http://whatcriscilikes.tumblr.com/post/272356477</guid><pubDate>Sun, 06 Dec 2009 19:03:11 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Shock white hair is so sexy.  (via logicalfallacies)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku99b8FNSx1qzqfnio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Shock white hair is so sexy.  (via &lt;a href="http://logicalfallacies.tumblr.com/"&gt;logicalfallacies&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://whatcriscilikes.tumblr.com/post/272353305</link><guid>http://whatcriscilikes.tumblr.com/post/272353305</guid><pubDate>Sun, 06 Dec 2009 19:00:42 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I’m guessing this was taken pre Devil Wears Prada weight...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku6narsxBT1qzr53co1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I’m guessing this was taken pre &lt;i&gt;Devil Wears Prada&lt;/i&gt; weight loss.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thingsthatexciteme.tumblr.com/post/270520451/anne-hathaway"&gt;thingsthatexciteme&lt;/a&gt;…Anne Hathaway&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://whatcriscilikes.tumblr.com/post/270522966</link><guid>http://whatcriscilikes.tumblr.com/post/270522966</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 Dec 2009 12:45:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>(via fuckyeahskinnybitch)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku6tr2Ekfj1qzcso1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://fuckyeahskinnybitch.tumblr.com/"&gt;fuckyeahskinnybitch&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://whatcriscilikes.tumblr.com/post/270471497</link><guid>http://whatcriscilikes.tumblr.com/post/270471497</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 Dec 2009 11:53:47 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>vodkaphonics (via tumbledrylow)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku493jMHgo1qz9rj1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.vodkaphonics.com/post/269444044"&gt;vodkaphonics&lt;/a&gt; (via &lt;a href="http://tumbledrylow.tumblr.com/post/268767415/more-hilarity-here"&gt;tumbledrylow&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://whatcriscilikes.tumblr.com/post/269445516</link><guid>http://whatcriscilikes.tumblr.com/post/269445516</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 16:44:19 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Oof...Connie Capicola</title><description>&lt;a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/namegen/13021/"&gt;Oof...Connie Capicola&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://whatcriscilikes.tumblr.com/post/269360667</link><guid>http://whatcriscilikes.tumblr.com/post/269360667</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 15:12:54 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Sasha Grey’s hipster razor blade earrings are lost on me....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku5900Otgp1qz9dkmo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sasha Grey’s hipster razor blade earrings are lost on me. It’s just that kind of day.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://whatcriscilikes.tumblr.com/post/269351283</link><guid>http://whatcriscilikes.tumblr.com/post/269351283</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 15:02:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Open Letter to Rachel Uchitel</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Why did you cancel your press conference yesterday…only hours before?  Tell us more about this practice of &lt;a href="http://www.newser.com/story/75461/rachel-uchitel-had-crazy-ambien-sex-with-tiger.html"&gt;crazy ambien sex…&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://whatcriscilikes.tumblr.com/post/269250234</link><guid>http://whatcriscilikes.tumblr.com/post/269250234</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 13:01:10 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I’m struck with a case of nostalgia.  Ashley Dupre is a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku536ePdrN1qz9dkmo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I’m struck with a case of nostalgia.  Ashley Dupre is a dime piece that I also find &lt;a href="http://whatcriscilikes.tumblr.com/post/269243681/here-you-have-all-these-girls-accepting-gifts"&gt;to be more intelligent&lt;/a&gt; than any of Clinton or Tiger’s ladies…but it might just be the love talking.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://whatcriscilikes.tumblr.com/post/269246474</link><guid>http://whatcriscilikes.tumblr.com/post/269246474</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 12:56:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"Here you have all these girls accepting gifts, money, trips from Tiger in exchange for sex—all the..."</title><description>“Here you have all these girls accepting gifts, money, trips from Tiger in exchange for sex—all the while knowing he is married. And now they all can’t wait to tell their stories in exchange for even more money…And I was the hooker? At least I kept my mouth shut.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.newser.com/story/75461/rachel-uchitel-had-crazy-ambien-sex-with-tiger.html"&gt;Ashley Dupre&lt;/a&gt; (via &lt;a href="http://caro.tumblr.com/"&gt;caro&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oof I’m &lt;i&gt;SO&lt;/i&gt; glad she is back. Dupre is my &lt;b&gt;favorite&lt;/b&gt; sex scandal diva.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://whatcriscilikes.tumblr.com/post/269243681</link><guid>http://whatcriscilikes.tumblr.com/post/269243681</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 12:53:13 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Portia de Rossi is my pick for The World’s Best Blonde.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku4zn6YduA1qz9dkmo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Portia de Rossi is my pick for &lt;i&gt;The World’s Best Blonde.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://whatcriscilikes.tumblr.com/post/269180090</link><guid>http://whatcriscilikes.tumblr.com/post/269180090</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 11:40:18 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>thingsthatexciteme:

Kate Beckinsale

 I love this campaign...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku3s7zmYV31qzr53co1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thingsthatexciteme.tumblr.com/post/268321715/kate-beckinsale"&gt;thingsthatexciteme&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Kate Beckinsale&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt; I love this campaign &amp; I like Kate’s better than &lt;a href="http://frangry.tumblr.com/post/268301892/zooey-deschanel-as-a-blonde-bombshell"&gt;Zoey’s&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://whatcriscilikes.tumblr.com/post/268325120</link><guid>http://whatcriscilikes.tumblr.com/post/268325120</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 20:05:13 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Leave Tiger Alone!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://frangry.tumblr.com/post/268286550/leave-tiger-alone"&gt;frangry&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If I was a millionaire golfing superstar, I’d be fucking around too.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt; What if you were a millionaire golfing superstar with a beautiful Swedish model for a wife, two young children, and timeless career based strongly on your carefully constructed persona and &lt;a href="http://www.twlc.org/index.html"&gt;suggestions of a strong moral code&lt;/a&gt;?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://whatcriscilikes.tumblr.com/post/268313351</link><guid>http://whatcriscilikes.tumblr.com/post/268313351</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 19:55:47 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Lil Wayne - Prostitute 2

This is one of my favorite Wayne...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/x3PaGTebBX4&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/x3PaGTebBX4&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Lil Wayne&lt;/i&gt; - &lt;b&gt;Prostitute 2&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is one of my favorite Wayne Carter joints.  A few of my friends hate it bc he sings instead of spits. His voice is not smooth, but it’s unique - so that buys my love.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://whatcriscilikes.tumblr.com/post/268113314</link><guid>http://whatcriscilikes.tumblr.com/post/268113314</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 17:00:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>If you are going to wear kneepads, let them be...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku3cg8pol21qzlqdno1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;If you are going to wear kneepads, let them be diamond.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://twentyeight28.tumblr.com/post/268102332/ohfierce-alice-dellal-rock-diamond-leggings"&gt;twentyeight28&lt;/a&gt;…&lt;a href="http://ohfierce.tumblr.com/post/267960964/alice-dellal-rock-diamond-leggings"&gt;ohfierce&lt;/a&gt;: ALICE DELLAL Rock Diamond Leggings&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://whatcriscilikes.tumblr.com/post/268106390</link><guid>http://whatcriscilikes.tumblr.com/post/268106390</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 16:54:07 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Bangin' on a trash can.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://boredintheburbs.tumblr.com/post/268034673/bangin-on-a-trash-can"&gt;boredintheburbs&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Drummin’ on a street light.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt; Gosh, your &lt;i&gt;sooo&lt;/i&gt; burbin’!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://whatcriscilikes.tumblr.com/post/268040370</link><guid>http://whatcriscilikes.tumblr.com/post/268040370</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 15:49:19 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"Nobody can be taken from you if they don’t want to be."</title><description>“Nobody can be taken from you if they don’t want to be.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Jerry Springer.&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://whatcriscilikes.tumblr.com/post/267992945</link><guid>http://whatcriscilikes.tumblr.com/post/267992945</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 14:59:20 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>fuckyeahsasha:

Marni, SS10

 Head scarves…</title><description>&lt;img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku01biymCY1qzwcnro1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fuckyeahsasha.tumblr.com/post/267840633/marni-ss10"&gt;fuckyeahsasha&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Marni, SS10&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt; Head scarves…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://whatcriscilikes.tumblr.com/post/267841184</link><guid>http://whatcriscilikes.tumblr.com/post/267841184</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 12:01:17 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Resort on a Budget:
I can no longer hold in my excitement for...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku347mTuYx1qz9dkmo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; 1. Modest Cut VS Bikini&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku347mTuYx1qz9dkmo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; 2(a). POLICE Aviators&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku347mTuYx1qz9dkmo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; 2(b). Rocawear Shades&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku347mTuYx1qz9dkmo4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; 3. San Diego Hat Co. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku347mTuYx1qz9dkmo5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; 4. BCBG Generation Pumps&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Resort on a Budget:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I can no longer hold in my excitement for Dec 10th when I hop on a plane to Miami and then 2 days later board a cruise to Turks &amp; Caicos.  This is the first time that I have had the opportunity to shop for warm weather in December. Luckily there were only a few items I needed to pick up, but my budget is VERY strict, being that I need to save my money for the actual vacation as well as have enough left over for gift shopping both while I am away and then when I come back only five days before Christmas.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My main thought throughout my cruise shopping has been FUNCTION. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ol&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Bikini.&lt;/b&gt; Of course I already had a few. But my current collection was fit to lie on a Manhattan rooftop, at the topless Jacob Riis beach in Queens, or at the beach that I grew up on in CT…nothing that promised modesty. So I skipped the fancy options and went to &lt;i&gt;Victoria’s Secret &lt;/i&gt;and picked up this bikini in tan.  Now I have a modest top and a modest bottom in a neutral color that I can wear together or mix and match with other pieces. &lt;b&gt;(&lt;i&gt;VS&lt;/i&gt; top $24, &lt;i&gt;VS&lt;/i&gt; bottom $14.50)&lt;/b&gt;
&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Sunglasses&lt;/b&gt;. I go through them like hosiery. I dream of owning an investment pair, and will, but for now, my slightly rough handling has left me grabbing cheap pairs that fit my face and stand out a bit.  First I picked up this novelty pair of &lt;i&gt;POLICE &lt;/i&gt;aviators. I ordered them off of eBay and when they arrived I was pleasantly surprised by their sturdiness and proper fit. It was a risk, but at a low price, it was worth it.  Second, I picked up these edgier shades…they are &lt;i&gt;Rocawear&lt;/i&gt;…cheap…and I love the slate color and animated shape. &lt;b&gt;(&lt;i&gt;POLICE&lt;/i&gt; $22, &lt;i&gt;Rocawear&lt;/i&gt; $12.99)&lt;/b&gt;
&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Sun blocking head-wear. &lt;/b&gt;I didn’t have a sun hat.  I just recently accepted the “protect my head” mentality (after turning 25…and donning a darker hair color).  It is slim pickings for sun hats in December, but I found this babe at &lt;i&gt;TJMaxx&lt;/i&gt; for next to nothing! If you look closely, its not very well made, but I can beat it up and drag it all over the Caribbean without fear.  The shape is perfect, the coloring I’d change if I had the option &lt;b&gt;(&lt;i&gt;San Diego Hat Co.&lt;/i&gt; $12.99)&lt;/b&gt;
&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Embellished Pumps.&lt;/b&gt;So I didn’t need MORE shoes for the trip. I have open toe platform sandals, tan leather stiletto, open toed, ankle boots, and a few pairs of flats and flip flops, but with the money I saved, I saw this pair of suede studded purple platform pumps that I can wear with for evening vacation events, Christmas parties, New Years Eve, and basically as long as they last me. Plus they have a sneaker bottom! &lt;b&gt;(&lt;i&gt;BCBG Generation&lt;/i&gt; $49.99)&lt;/b&gt;
&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ol&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So there you go, bargain shopping is at its best this time of year, even if you can’t quite stomach a sweater yet.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://whatcriscilikes.tumblr.com/post/267809864</link><guid>http://whatcriscilikes.tumblr.com/post/267809864</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 11:23:00 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
