FML
Today I was riding in the elevator during my lunch break and all of the sudden the lights went out and it stopped. There was only an old man in the elevator with me. Immediately, a voice came out of the speakers telling us we were stuck between the 6th and 7th floor but not to panic because we would only be there for 5 mins. As I sat down Indian style and started eating my lunch, the old man leaned against the wall next to me and we exchanged, “Well what are you going to do?” looks. My tuna fish was yummy, although it was hard to eat in the dark. I kept dropping tuna onto my lap, but “hey” I thought, “it’s Friday and I work with all women, who cares.” I was starving. Just as the voice had said, 5 mins later the lights went on and we continued our trek up. But when the lights came on, I realized…that wasn’t tuna. FML
brianvan:fmylife: Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML
