On Fake Mustaches:
The trend was dumb to begin with.
It is ONLY cute SOMETIMES on people who don’t have the capacity to grow their OWN mustache (I.E. women, children, and domesticated animals).
The trend is over now.
Not even with someone else’s vagina.
Is that Charlie Sheen? 

On Fake Mustaches:

  1. The trend was dumb to begin with.
  2. It is ONLY cute SOMETIMES on people who don’t have the capacity to grow their OWN mustache (I.E. women, children, and domesticated animals).
  3. The trend is over now.
  4. Not even with someone else’s vagina.
  5. Is that Charlie Sheen?