It’s Football Sunday here in CT. One would think that there isn’t much room for femininity in today’s schedule, although the boyfriend did notice my cat eye’s eyeliner attempt and handed me a red rose (not pictured).
Looks like a size 6 (in today’s standards). Now only if they can come up with a cure for those point breasts!
audreyhepburncomplex…If you want to be popular, you can’t afford to be skinny!
(via yasmeen)
Let us take this time to put our individual situations into perspective with a verse from Dope Jobs Homeless by Obie Trice.
I done been homeless, no place to sleep
Moms don’t wanna hear it no place to eat
Pass out on my mans couch just for a week
Till he get fed up and kick a nigga to the streetBlack out from cold, freezin’ my toes
Snow fuckin over my boots, my Tims froze
Face turnin blue, cars ridin by with the little children
on the inside pointin at you
Fucked over folks, and they don’t wanna see ya
Baby momma gotta new nigga with a VisaSleepin in cars, abandoned shit
While the rats eat the wires you be prayin and shit
Close to pneumonia
Wishin for heat, like damn if only I came up in CaliforniaDamn, you know he got at least a grand in his pants
Face lookin old, despite the fact your only 20 years old
Stuck in the cold
Snot drippin profusely
Taking the alley route so my ex-cutie wouldn’t notice me
Dope, Jobs, Homeless, did it all
Who the fuck goin’ to tell me shit
Dope, Jobs, Homeless, I did it all
Y’all niggas can’t tell me shit
Apple bottoms.
syntheticpubes…by Lauren Peralta
The star of Earthbound tells British Elle that she gave up alcohol in order to lose 20 lbs. to play a woman suffering from cancer.
“I love my glass of wine. I love tequila,” Hudson tells the magazine in its December issue, on newsstands Nov. 4. “To be in New York for two weeks and not have one beverage! I’m not sure I’ve ever done that.”
“Blow my mind, I promise not to think in your mouth.” — Stolen from an elementary classmate’s Facebook profile. Facebook has fulfilled its purpose for the week.
This photo gets me. How random.
wolforgy…dirtypreston…lickystickypickyme:
Carrie Fisher in her iconic “bikini Leia” mode, along with her stunt double, catching some rays during the filming of Return of the Jedi.
Boingboing
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