February 2010
i literally just jumped for joy
darklamb:
upon seeing these photos. about to post them all because they fuckin ROCK.
Sasha Pivovarova by Craig McDean….I’m floored. Thanks dl!
Lil' Wayne, Eminem, Drake, Travis Barker
They dominated their Grammy performance. It was amazing even with all of the audio cuts. Can’t wait for the uncensored version.
January 2010
Three phrases I woke up screaming this week.
Mom…that is not my boyfriend.
Flat shoes! Flat shoes!
Go away.
2 tags
1 tag
I'm pretty sure that I am also a 5 star chick. →
Along with unpublished manuscripts, I'm left...
Salinger struggled with unwanted attention, including a legal battle in the 1980s with biographer Ian Hamilton and the release in the late 1990s of memoirs written by two people close to him: Joyce Maynard, an ex-lover; and Margaret Salinger, his daughter. (via)
Maynard was my creative non-fiction professor at Sarah Lawrence. Her firsthand account of Salinger is chilling. She portrayed...
How To Sound Smart In Front Of Your Friends: Words...
iammattjordan:
Tripsolagnophilia (TRIP-suh-LAG-nuh-FIL-ee-uh) - The desire to obtain sexual pleasure from massage.
Coitobalnism (KOH-i-toh-BAL-niz’m) - Sex in the bath or shower.
Sacifricosis (SAK-oh-fri-KOH-sis) - The practice of absentmindedly fiddling with your genitalia through your pants pockets. “playing pocket pool” or “pocket hockey”
Faunoiphilia (FAW-nay-FIL-ee-uh) - An abnormal...
Library [continued]
So I moved to a spot closer to an outlet…now sitting diagonal from a salt and pepper father who brought his son along for a little light reading…NOT.
He is actually cruising on the Web site PlentyOfFish…hitting up Tiger Woods’s status ladies on Facebook, with a picture of his son as his profile picture, of course.
The first lady he contacted only offered us a head shot,...
4 tags
Teen pregnancy on the rise for the 1st time since 1990. Experts can’t agree on why…
stonerparty:
Lil Wayne: Money Pussy Weed
i felt...
Remember how Whole Foods CEO John Mackey is crazy?
shorterexcerpts:
thewordunheard:
fatmanatee:
stephenfalk:
katherinespiers:
He has just announced a new program whereby skinny Whole Foods employees will enjoy bigger discounts at work than their fat colleagues. Nope, not making it up. BMI-based benefits, people. Can we stop shopping there now?
Okay, I was off on Mackey. WAY off. Hand me a dunce cap and I’ll go sit in a corner now.
...
Banksy Film Rocks Sundance →
(via lorenrochelle)
3 tags
How in the world is Valerie Bertinelli the spokesperson for everything?
True or False: My Orthopedist Looks a Little Like...
brokenlegblog:
My friend Jessica, a Twitter fiend but new to Tumblr, is on crutches for 6-8 weeks so she decided to document her rough luck in order to alleviate some boredom.
Before you are offended, she is Asian too…so she can say that.
2 tags
Susan Geston is the reason why I'm willing to date... →
4 tags
I hate Sarah Palin, for real this time...
Currently on Oprah Live, she defends her decision to join FOX after the media bashing that she did last time she was on Oprah (to promote her book) by alluding to her plan to use the 5 “W’s” of journalism to conduct her interviews…as oppose to what…some janky journalistic education that Katie Couric based her career on?
She also gave Oprah the stank eye when asked if...
Anonymous asked: right. thanks. sorry for being anon. who is the love of your life, then?
Stuff White People Like: #131 Conan O'Brien →
(via thatgirlnamedsmash)
Anonymous asked: going to see Talib Kweli tonight to perform, or as a date?
What is Tiger Woods's favorite animal? →
The most important questions...
Today, the women on The View asked…is there really such thing as a G spot? Barbara Walters slipped up and called it a G-string about three times.
I think some people would argue that the need to ask this question is sign of what is wrong with The View.
According to their guest Doc, the women studied who said they knew where their G spot was, had extra tissue about 3 inches in. Statistics...
