December 2009
Al Gore is Rachel Ray's Mystery Taster
it’s starting…
I just caught my brother trimming his toe hairs on my bed. Family bonding, are you over yet?
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Are you seeing anyone right now? boyfriend? girlfriend? friends with benefits? hooking-up?
What is/are your holiday wish/es?
Exactly where near the Empire State Building? You’re not a Murray Hill chick, are you?
Durex or Trojan?
You’re realllly into gangsta rap. When did youfirst start listening to it? Why? Any other genre that you like? Dislike?
Regrets in the past...
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Going through my archives and found this gem from... →
Re: Organic food. What was I eating prior to Dec. 17th that was textually sharp?
“I am the beast. Feed me rappers or feed me beats.... →
2010:
alaskamiller:
More purple dranks in foam cups.
More ambien sex.
More adventures.
More photos.
Less Internet.
“Keep a bandanna like the Ninja Turtles, I’m like a turtle, when I sip the purple”
natashavc:
I don’t think the left can be looked at as an agent of social change in my lifetime. Damn.
I’m saddened by this but am also beginning to believe it.
123 Reasons to Love NYC →
17. Because everyone’s Gay. (via zoelulu)
"When I get up all in ya, we can hear the angels... →
Like a cop car.
Gawker is like an alumni newsletter for my first... →
And for the record…yes I did receive this email…No, I didn’t dirty the toilets.
Thanks for the memories, Nolan.
Grace Coddington
theviesociety:
on her terrible car crash in her 20s: “I got to the hospital and they started sewing me up. Then someone said, what do you do and I said I’m a model and they said, hang on a minute. They took out all the stitches and made them more fine. Isn’t that terrible? Because as a young girl, wouldn’t I want the best anyway?”
(Times UK via Fashion Week Daily)
Oof...Connie Capicola →
Open Letter to Rachel Uchitel
Why did you cancel your press conference yesterday…only hours before? Tell us more about this practice of crazy ambien sex…
“Here you have all these girls accepting gifts, money, trips from Tiger in...”
– Ashley Dupre (via caro)
Oof I’m SO glad she is back. Dupre is my favorite sex scandal diva.
Leave Tiger Alone!
frangry:
If I was a millionaire golfing superstar, I’d be fucking around too.
What if you were a millionaire golfing superstar with a beautiful Swedish model for a wife, two young children, and timeless career based strongly on your carefully constructed persona and suggestions of a strong moral code?
